Merdeka ~!!!

This is kinda a brief update~ ...
well its merdeka ~! ...
Malaysia's 49th~!


So i was driving down town with my AE86 to see some fireworks~ ... cool~!


I'll let the fireworks do the talking ~ ...

Nice~!
Kewl~!
Rawks~!
Cool rite ~! ...

Truth be told ~ ...

well, actually i rotted at home for the countdown ~ ...
muahahahaha ~ ...
the king of lepak rotted at home ~! ...
no thanks to exams~ ...

anyway, here are 2 poems written by my friends~ ...
i'll just write word for word here~ ...
well, i dont know ...
some words might offend ppl~ ?
no harm intended if it does~ ...

There are 2 versions...
the "evil" and the "good" written by 2 friends of mine~ ...


"The GooD Version"

Leaves may dry, People May Die,
But our friendship will never say goodbye,
I met you as a stranger, I took you as a friend,
Hope we will meet in Heaven,
Where friendsip never ends~ ...


"The EviL version"

Air mani may dry, Women may die,
But our friendship will never die,
I met you as a begger, I took you as my prisoner,
Hope we will meet in Hell,
Where friendship never ends~ ...


Well, thats it ~ ...

till then ~! ...

Totally~... wicked~! ...

Dont we just love surprises~ ... ?
i mean human just loves surprises rite ~ ... ?
so last sat 26th august, i was with CL, my college junior in midvalley ~ ...

well, we kinda wanted to see nacho libre... BUT~ ...
we did not book any tickets for it ~! ... ^_^"

so what are the odds of getting tickets for a saturday afternoon movie in midvalley~ ...?
pretty bad odds huh ~! ...
but we did get tickets ~! ... cool ~! ...

nah, just joking ...
it was the first row totally ~! ...

so we kinda screwed the movie and watched "snakes on the plane" instead~ ...
which we were able to get pretty good seats amazingly~ ...


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well, the movie was ok for her but i find it kinda predictable~ ...
its like... oh ok ~ ...
theres a plane ... and theres tons of snakes in it~ ...
so what to expect leh? ...
some massacre of course ~ ...
tons of casualties definately~ ...

so it was an ok movie ~ ...
but i think we already know what the ending would be like even before seeing it~ ...
so its mainly seeing how the snakes ... ermmm ... kill ppl ~ ...
i would say its pretty gory at times~ ...

biting ppl having sex? check
biting ppl private part? check
biting ppl ass? check
biting ppl eyes? check
biting everywhere else thinkable? check~!

but there are certain sections in the movie that is actually quite funny ~ ...
the jokes i mean ~ ...
not being sarcastic thats its sooo bad until its funny~ ... eheh
the ending pilot is kinda funny ~ ...
quote "this isnt part of the game" - to brake the plane once it landed

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after the movie and some light shopping, i headed home ~ ...
luckily it did not rain ~! ...
i was afraid of being stucked in the jam from MV back to kepong~ ...
that would had been sucky~! ...

just like when i was chatting with "thylacine" who told me that her car got submerged in the car park the day before and had to be towed back home~ ...

scary huh ~! ...

well, i was also being told that chivalry among men is dead ~ ...
sad stuff~ ...

alright, back to the movies ~ ...
so i wanted to see nacho libre right~ ... ?
so that night i called up a kepong friend to go for it the very next day and it was agreed~!... kewl~!

so on sun (27th august) we headed to 1U this time~ ...
being a last min plan ... of course surely we did not book for the movie as well~ ...
but then again ~ ...
we love surprises ~ ...

once in 1U, we teamed up with our alternate lepak gang~ ...
5 guys 2 girls ~ ... ! cool~!

after getting the tickets we kinda ate nandos for lunch~ ...
being the person who likes to try out new stuff, i tried the burger in nandos~ ...

the bread layer for the burger is super huge giving me nightmares just thinking about it~ ...
the meat portion however is a thin as a pancake O_o"

oh yeah, i met garfield in front of burger king as well~ ...

ok, back to the movies again~ ...
we got 2nd row from front~! ... eheheh ...
i know~! ... super damm near ...
but 2nd row in GSC 1U isnt so bad after all~ ...
still bearable ~ ...

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so if the snake movie was about snakes on cracks, this nacho movie is on cracks itself~...

its a totally crazy movie from start till end~ ...
the beginning was ok~ ... maintaining some funny elements~ ...
but once it reached the middle of the movie~ ...
the story was kinda draggy~ ...
with no directions ...
well i dont know ~ ...
most ppl say its a stupid movie~ ...
could have been funnier i suppose~ ...

theres certainly potential for this movie to be a hit~ ...
it just needs some screw tightening ...
like some storyline adjustment ...
some better scripts ...
some better directing ~ ...
more jokes ~!
but i guess its still a must see movie especially if u like jack black movies~ ... like the school of rock~...
its an ok movie overall ~ ...

XXooOOxXoXooXXXoo <- this would mean something if based on the movie... eheh~ ... kinda like i'm flirting online already~! ...

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i sooooo need a camera phone to have some pics to blog about~ ...
anyway, heres the pic of the lamb pie we had in the curve~ ...

mmmm~ ... lamb pie ~ ... it was not bad for me ~ ... but they were telling me it tastes like lamb curry wrapped in roti canai~ ... beats me~ ... =p

well, it has been a totally wicked weekend~ ...
wicked in a sense i'm saying its cool~! ...

you know~ ...
kinda like how americans says shut up, when they really mean it rawks~?... eheh

mmmmm~ ... totally wicked ~ ... :p

alright ~ ...
so this coming sat is exam day ~ ...
so i guess i wont be blogging anymore till next week after the exam~ ...
will be clubbing in zouk that night ~ ... eheh ...
gonna see hip hop performance by leng luis ~!
and meet up with ultimate passion of life~ ...
will the plan fail~ ... ?
only time can tell~ ...

till then ~! ...

The smell of mediocrity ~ ...

so i was lepakking in the curve last thurs (24th august) with 2 friends ~! ...
and we ate pancakes for dinner ~! ... literally ~ ...

so its like 2 girls, a guy, and a pancake place ~ ...
well, kinda like the sitcom 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place ~ ...
rite rite ~ ...

well, i havent lepak-ed with them for 4-5 years already~! ...
i mean it has been that long~ ... !!!

thats a very long time and though we do keep in contact like through chats and emails at times, but we did not hang out in a long long time~!...

It was safe 5 years ago to hang around a playground midnight just staring at the stars, sitting by the swing and talking about how life sucks and so on~ ...

but its different today~! ...
going to a playground at midnight is suicidal~ ...
things have changed~ ...
people change,
Time changes, changes everything ~ ...

kinda like love changes, changes everything huh ~! ...
well, but thats kinda how the world rotates right?
The world would just stop and die if there is no love~!
its true~! its true~!
heres proof ~ ...

Why do the birds go on singing
Why do the stars glow above
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when I lost your love

told yah ~!...


so as we sat down at the paddington house of pancakes, the next natural move was to begin a conversation right? ...

like how are you? ...
long time no see?
miss you baby?
lets do lunch?
you're kewl?
you rawk?

either that or maybe they could start rapping some life theories like:-

To wish, is to have hope in despair - by squaretimes
To dream, is to have hope in reality - by shelly
To die, is to have rest for life - by khyron
(yeah, someday i will blog about this life theory template that i created)

but then again ~ ...
their first conversation to me was ...
" you have gone fatter"~!!! O_o"

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ ...
so sadddddddd~!!! :(
i instantly lost my few days appetite there~ ...
need to diet liao ~!
the world seems to lose its colour becoming black & white~ ...
things are becoming draggy, kinda like the "losing sequence" in Space Channel 5~...
you know... kinda like zombified~ ...
walking with your hands touching the ground~ ...
swaying around aimlessly ~?
hehe ~ ...

alright, lets not talk about the F topic ~ ... :p
eheh ~ ...

anyway, theres a few pics taken~ ...
maybe i'll upload it once i get my hands on it ~ ...
shown below is the receipt of it~ ...
yeah, i know i have no life displaying receipts~...
muahahahaha ~ ... (evil laughter)

heres a secret, inserting evil laughters at the right moment can make ur lame jokes seems reasonably ok~ ...
try it :)

bully : you suck big time by talking sucky things ...

you : muahahaahh~ ... gwahahaah , huahahaha ~ ...

scary huh ~!

anyway the receipt can hardly be seen~ ... they must have ran outta bugget to refill the ink~... yeah, that gotta be it~...

after dinner and some mindless walking up and down the curve pathway,
we headed home ~ ...

***the next day***

dont you just love the smell of mediocrity in the morning ~ ... ?
which in this case... ourselves~ ... ?
hehe ~ ...

why~ ... ?
coz we are not superstars

why?
coz we are not popular

why?
coz we have no fame

why?
coz we suck?

BUT all those doesnt matter right~ ... ?
yeah it doesnt ~ ... !
maybe i'll elaborate on this theory at a much later post~ ...
why~ ... ?
coz it requires deep understanding~ ... (yeah, right)

thats it for now ~ ...
this 2nd sep is exam day and also clubbing day~! ...
ultimate passion of life's hip hop gang will be performing~!
must make it happen~!

till then ~! ...

Life enemies ~ ... ?

well last weekend was different ~ ...
i was doing some light lepakking with different lepak gang ~ ...
somehow i think my lepak plans will be halt to a stop for this few weeks especially ~ ...
exam and project due date coming in extremely close ~ ...
getting external and internal pressure as well~ ...

last sunday i was in front of dewan bahasa & pustaka ~ ...
thinking about life ~ ... ?
well, mainly exploring the building in front of it ~ ...

later i was at bangsar~ ...
hmm ~ ... wanted to go to pubs ~ ...
but was super broke~ ... well, i'm still broke ...

so we ended up in SS2 ~ ...
and i was actually craving for pork chop and fried oysters~!!! ...
you know "ooo chian" in hokkien ~ ... ???

the other day i was craving for lamb teppanyaki ~ ...
and the week before that fried dumplings ~ ...
hmm ~ ... i dont know ~!!! ...
i just like to eat ~ ... :p

you know ~ ...
in our life we are bound to have enemies right ~ ...
but why is it like, the greater you are enemies with the person, the more you will encounter the person~ ...
its true ~! ...
its like wherever you go, there is a higher percentage you will bump into your enemy instead of a friend~ ... eventhough your enemy to friend ratio could be 1 : 100~...???
weird stuff ~ ...

damm those enemies~!!! you know who you are~!!!

ohhhhhhhhh ~ ...
i feel a life theory question coming along~ ...
so ur asking how do we prevent enemies huh ~ ... ???

well, its easy ~ ...
for starters ~ ...
just go to the crime prevention & civilian rights talk this 2nd september~ ...
shown below~ ...
its free admission ~!!! ...
the speaker will be the ketua/ timbalan polis in kepong man ~!

well, i dont think i'll be there though~ ... ehhe
2nd september is exam day ~!!! ...
and its just right after merdeka ~ ...
so i'll kinda have merdeka first, then suffer exam, and then merdeka again~...
then suffer again for project dateline and merdeka again~ ...
ups and downs of life~ ... ?

insane ~ ...
just had 4 hours of intense online meeting with my group members~ ...
you know theres this life theory that goes ...
"practice makes perfect" right ~ ... ???

but then again theres another theory that says "nobody's perfect"
rite rite ~ ...

so if nobody is perfect, why practise lehhhh ~ ... ?
give ppl headache only ~!

well, thats it for this week ~ ...
this thurs night i'll be at the curve meeting 2 friends who i was rather close few years back~...
but somehow lost contact~...

till then ~! ...

Crap Crab~ ... ?

The other day i was driving my AE86 to the road that leads me to where i was going... my destination... well of course i had to take the road to where i was going in order for me to get to where i wanted to go right~ ... ?...
So by taking the road that will lead me to where i wanted to go is definately the road that i will take... the road that leads me to my destination~ ...
rite rite ~ ... ?

cool huh~!
sounds a bit like the scary movie 4 parody about "the village" huh~ ...
the one about... do not speak about those that we do not speak about~ ...

well i just saw the village movie yesterday on astro so while i was thinking about the parody version in scary movie 4... i find it kinda funny~ ...

so i was laughing to myself in front of the horror movie "the village"~ ...
something like hehehehe ... muahahahaha ~ ... gwahahahaa~!
while my family members slowly inch further away from me ^_^"
hehe ~ ...

alright~ ...
lets get back to my AE86~ ...
so i reached my destination meeting my group members to discuss about my project~ ...
kinda have crappy progress report for the past few weeks~...
been wasting way too much time~ ...
and exam is on the 2nd september~!!!
*shivers*

speaking of crappy~ ... i was wondering how crabs mock each other~ ...
its like~ ...

Big bro crab : Hey, how does it feel to be a crab~ ... ?

Small bro crab : You are a crap crab ~!

Big bro crab : why you~!!@#@#!


shit, i'm criticising them~ ...
i'm sorry :(

I was wondering how do we address the crab family... i mean they are not fish, they are not animals ... maybe they are sea creatures>? or sea monsters~ ... ?

its like ...

nurse : what bit you?

you : some crap animal, or some crap fish, or some crap crab~ ...

you will not exactly say some crap crustacean~ ... which is in fact the family of crab~ ...
rite rite~ ...
hehe~ ...

alright~ ...
enough crab crap talk~ ...

talking about crabs can really deter visitors away man~!!! ...
shit, i gotta talk something erotic perhaps to capture more attention...

what should i talk about ...
what what ~!!! ...
damm, pressure ~!!! ...

wait wait ~ ... lets talk about condoms~! ...
condoms arent exactly sweet if u know what i mean~ ...
hmm~ ... i know~! ...
condom candy~!!!
yeah, thats the answer to everything~ ...
kewl~!!!

i can feel visitors just flowing in just thinking about condom candy~!... well i cant reference it coz i dunno wheres the source~ ... so its from an unknown source~ ...


mmmm~ ... condoms ~ ... sweet ~ ...



mmmm~ ... heyshey's + condoms~ ...

what a sweet condom mess ~ ...


well,
i almost did my project on condoms ... you know like selling them online and so on~ ...
at that time, we were having condom dilemma~ ... :p

till then ~! ...

Silent Hill ~ ...

So last sat 12th August 2006, we went for the movie the ant bully at 5pm ~ ...
It was between "click" or "ant bully"
but we chose ant bully ~ ... !
something light and easy i guess. Its a CG movie ~ ... kinda like finding nemo, cars those kinda movie~ ...

The movie is actually damm violent~ ... eheh ~ ... well not exactly blood spilling here and there~ ... but you will see tons of insects ... ermm ~ ... inevitably die ~ ...

even a cute little lady bug wasnt spared :(
thats sad man ~ ...

its like ohhhh ... this lady bug's so cute, walking here and there ... and then suddenly its dead, burnt to ashes ~ ... O_o"

and if that isnt violent enough ~ ... how about a decapitated caterpillar~ ... ?

BUT... its a cool movie ~! ... dont miss it ~! ...
lotsa action in it ~ ...
certainly its one of the better CG movies this year~ ...

so we were hanging around after the movie and we saw marion and adam~! ...
you know, the 8TV night time hosts~ ... yeah that marion~ ...

is this marion~ ... ? hmm ~ ... well she looks like her from the back huh ~ ...


Thats me with my hip hop style attire, ready to go clubbing~ ... eheh


ermm ~ ... this must be hip hop style with a woman's touch~...?


So after the movie and after dinner, and after some very very last min shopping that lasted till 10.30pm, we headed to burger king~!...

we had supper~! and some dosage of crap~!, and then we headed home~ ...
it was midnight ~! ...

the very next day, sunday 13th august 3.30pm, we headed to genting~!!!...
yeah~! genting~! to visit puppy who is working there~ ...

it was a one day trip there and back~ ... so we drove up there and managed to reach our destination safely~!!! kewl~!!!

but not without a fair share of minor setbacks at first~...
like taking some wrong turns here and there~... ^_^"

So thats genting wet park. As puppy would describe this kinda things, its fcuking wet~... :p


So we ate KFC for our tea time snack, and later kenny rogers for dinner~ ... so crowded~!


hmm~ ... whats this pic about... thats bug with some claws~! ... in a silent hill kinda background~! scary~! lets take a closer look~ ...


hmm~ ... are those claws? or kryptonites leh~... ? not close enough~!


arrrrrgghhhhh~!!! they are claws~!!! ... bug has claws~!!! run~!!!


alright~ ... so we were at the "pontianak house" before that, and we were belasah-ing all of them while protecting bug~ ... well kinda~ ...

after some light supper snack, we headed home~ ...

reached home almost midnight~ ...
another day gone ~ ...
but really a fun outing~ ...
it was cool~! literally as well~ ...

mannnn ~ ... study mood must come back liao~!!!

till then~ ...

Just dun care~ ...

ok, so for the past few days been bz staring at the computer trying to do my assignments but to no avail ~ ... ^_^" (smiley face with cold sweat)

more like lepakking online only~ ... which is my favourite thing to do... just blasting music~ ... and practically doing nothing~ ... cool~!

so i have been messing around here and there with some blogs and discovered this blogs ranking site. I think it ranks based on the number of links from others.

So i was checking out some high ranking singaporean and malaysian blogger ~ ...

high ranking singaporean blogger ~! ... ranked 128 ~!


high ranking malaysian blogger~! ... ranked 212~!


aint that cool ~ ... ? ... so i had to check mine as well ~ ...
ranked 1,669,958 ~!!! i think this must be the last spot liao ~ ...
i know i know~! my blog sucks~!
with zero blogs linked to me~ ... how sad can this be~ ... ?
very sad~ ... sob sob ~ ... cant eat for days ~ ... :(

but wait a min~ ...
guys dun care. So screw the ranking system~ ... ehhe ...
hmm ~ ... "just dun care" is actually a life theory~ ...
but it cant be used in all situations, but if used at the correct ones will really lift a huge burden off your shoulders~ ...

its true~!... its like you are worried you might not get this thing that you like so much and you cant lose it no matter what. You will feel depressed about it, worried, sad~ ... ?

but once you "just dun care" about it, you will feel much better. Its kinda like a blow softener. cool huh~!...

of course if used wrongly is like cutting the red or blue wire in a bomb detonator. You cant just say, "just dun care" and cut both~ ... ^_^"


hmm~ ... come to think of it, if my blog was about popular topics such as food? chocolates? or even erotic stuff?, surely i can rake in more visitors huh~ ... eheh ...

or maybe by promoting narcissism to end the war~ ... ? :p

anyway, shown below is the trial version of neo counter which i inserted~ ... you can see the map of the country~! cool~!

Maybe my blog scared foreign visitors away ... or maybe they were just looking for some fish recipes~ ... :p

anyway, i'm trying to make bloging as a fun activity more than a chore~ ...

till then ~ ...

The Glow Part 2 ~ ...

Here is a fanfiction that i wrote in the late 90's ~ ... its the continuation of the Glow part 1 which was posted few weeks back ~ ...
its unedited so theres some spelling mistakes, errors, etc ~ ... just ignore them~ ...

***The title of it is "The Glow 2" and this is not a racist fanfic ~ ... its not ~!!! ...
any similarity to anyone in real life is purely unintentional ~ ... serious~ ...

This is also the final part of the Glow series ~ ...


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Upon the request of many…………I ve come up with another great story for my second edition fanfic ………………..this story is written for fun reading onli and has nothing to do with the real world…………although some would hope that it will happen…………………….well…………in the first edition….dave was the bad guy…….but something is gonna happen soon…………………so……read it to find out………………let the mayhem begin………………..><><>< <><><><><><><><><><><> PRISON ><><><><><><><><><>,<>





DAVE : …….hahahahaha……….zulander……………alucard and mayhammer……….. u think u have defeated me eh?? ……….hahahha….. guess again…..who will laugh the last…………… u guys stole everything from me……but u forgot my CELCOM phone………….hahhahaa./…………..with it….. I can email Amy ………shit ..that’s my galfren ………I mean UNREAL………….. the meanest bad guy ever existed………….

………………………….hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.





PRISON GUARD : ……….SHUT UP in there will ya!!!!! Or u wont be given a chance to see RUGRATS ……………its an order………



DAVE: ……….oh ok…anything but that………theres where I get all my pervert ideas..







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ALUCARD :………..akakakakakakakakkaka………….hohohohohohoh………



MAYHAMMER :….damm it alucard …. Stop laughing like a wimp………u r suppose to be the greatest pervert now…….since DAVE is knock out by us……….



ALUCARD :…errrr………why u………….its been a long time since I used my screwing power………..take this………………



Alucard dashed towards mayhammer and did his super 45 hit combo………….mayhammer

Was hit to the end of the lab ……..knocking the combatant off his feet causing him serious injury……………..



MAYHAMMER :……shitty alucard …u better pay for that……or else i'm gonna whoop ya ass…………..



ALUCARD:….take it easy ….i was just practicing kung fu….





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RED ALERT !~!~!~!~!~!>…………………………..RED ALERT!@!@!@!@!



ZULANDER: …..guys… we have a serious problem man…………..DAVE ESCAPED the prison……….we have to do something………..hurry……grab all u can …..turbo plasma …….riffle ……..bazooka ….watever…..just hurry ……………

We are going to the PRISON …………





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“look…..dave is there”………….shouted mayhammer…………………………..

we all went to the place to arrest dave immediately ………but unfortonately he was not alone………………….UNREAL was there too……………..



UNREAL is the number one criminal wanted by the police forces……….he was very fit an armed to the teeth just like us…………..the good guys……………



“guys…be careful…….ATTACK !!!!!!….” I shouted…………….

We all rushed towards them like dash yankuro………………….but just as we were about to reach them ………….DAVE fainted again……………….we at that time……were not surprised of that……….since we knew that DAVE was a slob………..so its just UNREAL against the 3 of us……………………..

Mayhammer………did his combo 35 attack on UNREAL…………………………unreal

Wasn’t hurt at all by that…………….ALUCARD then tried his 45 hit super combo……

………..unreal was hit for no damage at all………..

we were all surprised at how strong UNREAL has become …since we defeated him long long ago ..when he was a baby………



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at that time…..UNREAL was just a little baby ………….but we knew that he was gonna be bad when he grew up………because we asked BHARAT the FORTUNE TELLER

bharat said that unreal will be a bad guy………..so when unreal was just 1 month old….

We battled with him………..he was knocked 100 meters by each of us………….

(cant blame us…….he was gonna be bad ) ………..

well….back to present…………………



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I know now that I must defeat him fast……..so without wasting time…… …I did my most powerful combo on him……….super cannon 88 combo……………..onli this time…..unreal was hit for 3 damage point…………….





“This doesn’t look good guys “ I kinda talk to myself………

“ mayhammer ….u build some tesla around while alucard and I will try to slow him down………….” I ordered…………………



we r gonna catch unreal so we make sure that he was trap there ………….unfortunately unreal was a smart criminal too…he knew our plan ………



suddenly….. we saw someone far away walking towards us…………………

who could he possibly be????? We asked ourselves………



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after a while we knew that it was bharat the fortune teller ….he was not alone however……… he was with AI NEE ………….bharat was showing off his muscles to her………………………(I wonder why) ………..but that’s him alright………

bharat was walking towards the prison…………..





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BHARAT :……YO~ guys …remember me…….imm the greatest fortune teller………..



MAYHAMMER :….yeah…how can we forget………u stole our money……..



BHARAT:…….relax man;/…relax man………I wanted to buy something for my gal …

By the way….i want ya to meet ai nee ……………



..we all looked around and was puzzeld…………ai nee was gone ……….so as UNREAL…and DAVE …… she was kidnapped by them.>>>!!!!~@@!~! ………..

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BHARAT: ……..oh no…..no no no no n o no no no no no no no no no nonononononon..

How can this happen……..



ALUCARD: …it just did ……….



BHARAT..:……..zulander …u must help me man….i must rescue her……..i know where is UNREAL BASE ………….i have weapons……..and armor already….i just need a few bots to come with me……………..coz imm afraid of the dark……



ZULANDER :….very well………..but dun be a hero or something going in there alone…….without us……….wait for us there………….we will back u up……..



BHARAT :…….ok…(hehehehehhe) …..here is the map…………..



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we soon found out that the map that bharat gave us was wrong……………….maybe he wanted to be a hero………..u know, …to save her and all that………..anyway…we were lost at that time…………..so we went back to our base to do some research to find out where is UNREAL base…………….this will take time……

SO MEANWHILE ><><<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



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“ I am bharat……the bravest fortune teller in the world …..i will not give up without a fight ………I will not lose without a battle………” said bharat to comfort himself while looking at the heavily armed defenses that unreal has……….( u know………..bunker and all that )

“BOTS……….attack……” …bharat ordered the bots which I gave him earlier……..



Just as bharat and the bots step their foot into unreal base………they were “zapped” like hell by the tesla coils…………causing them to be instant black noodles ……(over fried)

Bharat was stunned there………..

“ I have fail u ai nee “…he murmured to himself ………………



MEANWHILE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



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MAYHAMMER:……….yo zulander………I have found out where is unreal base……..and also his weak point ………….well……..his weak point is his NOSE..

We just must punch his nose …..that’s all…………



ZULANDER :……..good work guys…….it seems that he was learning kun fu do tai….

A combination of kung fu , taek won do……and tai chi ………………now LETS HURRY to their base………bharat is in danger as well……………..



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we soon reached unreal base………….and saw bharat who was being tortured by a tesla coil………………we immediately jump in front of him to take the “shock” from the tesla coz we were kinda immune to all sorts of defences……

we put bharat outside unreal base …….he was just over shock due to receiving too much electricity emitted by the tesla……………….as bharat was black like coal due to the tesla………we were sad for him …..so alucard ran to the nearby shop and bought DI DI SEVEN …..we used it on BHARAT and he became white again..like us…..


Well………guess its time for some hardcore action huh?……………

Lazer time boyz…………..


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i'm ziv zulander

zz for short..

u know I fight the courts.

I'm the bots master…

Listen up u all…

U r the boys brigade,…

When its lazer time….

Put on ur 3d shades>>>>>>>>>>>>>.


As we were angry at that time…we dashed right in unreal defenses …….its was heavily guarded alright….with tesla…bunkers….photon cannons……sunken colony……turret and all that ……….onli this time………his defenses were upgraded………….to a very high level……………we tried to evade as many bullets and watever project tiles that were fired towards us………….just like in the MATRIKS ……….(kinda like NEO ….onli better than him……..i think……) …….and so we were also aimlessly firing

At his defenses……………….destroying most of them…………….but hey,……..no ones perfect……..we were also hit a few times……….



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we were critically hit for 1 damage hit point………….causing us to have bruises and all that crap stuff…………feel the pain………..this time…however we had chance to use

stimpacks on us……( to heal our wound) ……well..after that………we realized that all of his defenses were taken care off…………….so we rush right in unreal base…………



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in there we saw ai nee taken hostage by unreal……………and oh yes…..we saw pervert DAVE as well……..he was reading some book……..( no idea wat it was )


ZULANDER :………..give it up unreal and dave………………or u will suffer a lot like never before………..


UNREAL :….u think u can defeat me?????……


DAVE :…yeah…….u think u can defeat me????

MAYHAMMER:……dave………any one can defeat u…………u r just good for pervert activities…………remember???…..

DAVE:……………..watever lah

ZULANDER: ………enough crap talk………now lets get to business……….

Take guard guys………..attack !@#$#@!


I dashed towards DAVE ……..and as much as u have guessed,………..DAVE fainted…..and shit in his pants…….(again????…..) …….as I didn’t care much bout that…..i dash towards UNREAL instead…………and used my GUNBLADE on him………….he was hit for no damage……….and gave me a kick instead and I flew 10 meters away ….SO

MAYHAMMER dash towards unreal but before that…….he stepped on DAVE a few times……( to flex his muscles ) …………..then he used his sledge hammer on unreal…

Unreal wasn’t hurt at all and gave mayhammer a punch…………..mayhammer flew 20 meters away…………next it was ALUCARD………………alucard dash towards dave first and gave him a few punches ………( target practice )….. ….then dash towards UNREAL and gave him a fireball……………..UNREAL absorb the fireball and used it on alucard instaed………………….well………alucard then flew 30 meters away………

“zulander…his nose….weak point….”……..shouted mayhammer and alucard together…

“ok guys…..lets do it”…..i shouted back…….

The 3 of us lept up towards the air …………..and did a 3D attack on UNREAL nose………unreal flew 100 meters away…causing him serious damage of 4444444444.

Fell the pain…….ahhahahahahahah……………

“again !!!!! “…I shouted……

we all dashed towards unreal and did another 3D attack on his nose…………..he flew another 100 meters……………then we did a 4D attack instead ………..unreal was knock out and was unable to get up…………..

so we carried his body and dave pervert body and chucked it in the nearest police station

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BHARAT then came in and rescued ai nee ……..

And so everything was back to normal………….and every one can once again relax

And enjoy life a little………………….


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Parking RM 7 in 1U ~!!!

Alright ~ ...
classes have ended ~ ...
so i have been discussing projects with my classmates during the weekdays ~ ...
the project scope is very wide ~ ... insane stuff ~ ...
good thing its a group project ~!!! ...
that certainly helps speed things up a little ~

well, my graduation day is this september 17th ~!!! ...
so soon ~!!! ...
If you noticed the date used is 31 March 2006. hmm ~ ... they should had at least updated their template leh~ ...

My project, exam and dissertation isnt even completed yet and i have a graduation day coming along ~ ... hmm ~ ... somethings fishy about it ~ ...

it seems that masters students can actually attend 3 graduations ~ ... !!!
first time is after completing 4 modules - postgraduate cert
second is after 8 modules - postgraduate diploma
third and final is after ur dissertation ~ ... the actual master title

i've completed 8 and i got my postgraduate diploma cert ~ ... kewl~!

alright~ ...
so on sat 5th august, 2006, 8.30am i went hiking with a kitty, a puppy, and a bug ~ ...
hiking in taman tun again ~ ...
its kinda cool to hike, and maybe we should go hiking in darkness one day. Just need to recruit more guys for it and getting some equipments ready.
you know ... like ... a baseball bat, a chain saw?

done hiking we ate dim sum for breakfast in manjalara ~ ...
kinda the first time eating dim sum in this restaurant but really its not bad ~ ...
quite ok the food ~ ...

done eating we headed home, got ready, and headed out again to 1U as we were on a tight lepak schedule ~ ...

we were gonna see lake house~!!! ... cool ~!!! ...
we reached 1U at about 2.10pm and rushed to the booking counter lining up like mole rats for our 2.30pm movie~ ...

crap ~!!! ... as u've guessed, tickets been released
noooooooooooooooooooooooo ~ ... !!!

no more lake house to see ~!!! ...
how can this be happening ~ ... ???
we were never late for movies before ~! ...
we just broke our own record of being late,
i mean, we have alwiz been late but so far things turn out kinda ok in the end ~ ...
but this time ~ !!???

as we slowly pulled ourselves together, picking our scattered pieces of emotions on the floor, we began to drag ourselves to ... somewhere ~ ... far away from GSC at least ~ ... sad stuff~ ... sob sob ~ ...

we walked aimlessly from new wing to old wing, from old wing to new wing ~ ...
life never seems so blur without directions until ~ ............

we stumbled on a rock of faith and fell face down in wisdom~ ...
and as we looked up there is this big 3 letter word that says "T G V" ~ ...

of course ~!!! ... so in the end we managed to get tickets for the lake house movie in TGV ~!!!
hmm, better than cancelling the plan i guess ~ ...

so i havent been to TGV in a very very long time ~ ...
which brings back old memories ~ ...
good ones i hope ~ ...

the lake house movie is the english version of the original korean version acted by jun ji hyun such as shown in the pic below ~ ...

thats jun ji hyun~!!! is that her hand ~ ... ??? seems like she can pack quite a punch ~ ... :p

so the lake house english version is acted by keanu reeves and sandra bullock ~ ...
and eventhough the title of the movie "the lake house" sounds like a B grade monster in the lake kinda movie, its actually a romance movie with a pretty cool concept of time and space ~ ...

so whats next after the movie??? ... some massive shopping of course ~!!! ...

as bug and puppy were busy shopping, i had to rap some life theories about shopping~ ...

like ... to buy or not to buy ~ ... ???

hmm, 1U on a sat night with sales going on is insanely packed to the core ~ ...

after the massive shopping ~ ...
we went to dave deli for dinner ~ ...
had some sort of pasta ~ ...
food there is kinda ok ~ ...
price wise also not that expensive compared to other higher rank places ~ ...
It was the first time eating there for me actually ~ ...

after dinner, and some riot we did in the nike shop, we headed home ~ ...
i mean, nike alwiz tells us to "just do it"
so we just did it ~ ... the riot i mean ~ ...

anyway, the parking ticket was rm7 ~!!! ...
in 1U ~!!! ...
i mean thats the first time its this expensive ~ ...
never experienced such price before~ ...

most was just rm3 the last time i lepak-ed hardcore with my lepak gang ~ ...
this is insane ~ ... i keep breaking my lepak record week after week ~ ...
isnt anyone gonna wrestle the king of lepak title from me ~ ... ? ehhe

and i dont know, i feel kinda lazy to lepak these days ~ ...
and yet i keep giving myself the element of surprise ~ ...

hmm ~ ... thats it for this week ~ ...

gonna continue doing my project again, and have some sorta meeting on user requirements
those crap this friday in college perhaps ~ ...

and there might be a genting trip this week, but for me to join or not to join
might be a different story again ~ ...

till then ~ ...

Classes ... officially ended ~ ...

saturday 29th 2pm - 7pm ~ ...

so i attended my e-commerce class that day ~ ...
going class on a sat seems like no life ~ ...
could be lepakking whole day like hiking in the morning ~ ...
movie in the afternoon and kara in the night ~ ...





On a positive note ~ ... i get to hang out with my college buddies ~ ... been quite some time since i last lepak-ed with them ~ ... hanging around doing insane stuff and talking crap spells cool ~ ...


The weather that day was rather clear ~ ... nice clouds ... shown in the pic is the roof of the college ~ ... my friends used to say our college is like an aquarium ~ ... and we are kinda like fish living inside it ~ ... everything can be seen through ~ ...



SO thats me showing frustration, going for class on a sat~!!! ... arrrrrrgh~!!!



Shelly seems to be frustrated as well ~ ...


The diamonds embedded in her ring seems to keep her cool and calm ~ ...









We even had time to complete the sudoku game with a 4 star difficulty rating~...


Later we were messing with the kodak picture maker machine in our college. Each printed pic costs RM1. So we kinda tested printing one group pic.

So time flies when we are wasting time, and finally it was time to go back ~ ... finally ~!!! ...
back in kepong, our kepong gang went for tecky's farewell kinda party. He's gonna go singapore for masters~!!!

We went to the famous crab place and ordered "Buddha Jump Over The Wall"~!!!
nah, just kidding ... we didnt even order crab ~ ... crap ~!!!
After dinner and a mamak session, we headed home ~ ...
it was midnight already ~! ...

The next day 30th July, sunday 9am-4.30pm, i headed for my last day of class. COoL~!... Its the final day of class~! ...

We started class with a positive mind, drawing a storyboard to represent our desire. Buy 1 free 1 doraemon~! ... how cool is that ~ ... Thumbs up by one of our group members ~ ...


After that, we played wheel of lockers ~ ... trying to guess which is the right locker for the key given to us. If guessed correctly, we will get free meals ~!


We failed to guess the right locker and wasted the free meals :(


I just felt that this big orange could save the small apple in my previous post ~ ... Big orange to the rescue ~ ... ???









Later for lunch i met up with "ultimate passion of life", friend/dance partner/college mate/ life theories discusser. We have totally different course, classes, and subjects but that day was our final day of class in our masters study life. No more classes but only assignments and dissertations to be handed.


This is a silhouette pic of me and "ultimate passion of life" chatting in the entrance of apiit ~ ... kinda like an artistic pic huh~ ... so we were chatting about life again ~ ...
i was saying we are getting old ~!!! ... but according to her life theory, take it as we are just maturing~ ... hmm ~ ... she seems to have all the answers in life ~ ...
I met another person who knows about life as well that day ~ ...
none other than superman's twin ~! ...


Thats me and superman's twin right here in malaysia ~! ... i caught him flying around the campus~!!! he looks exactly like clark kent~! ... man, and he is 6 feet 4 inch tall as well~!!! ...
wonder why superman needs masters as well ~ ...


This is our final class pic for good ~ ... no more classes after this... the person in the center is our lecturer Mr Chau. A happy go lucky lecturer ~ ...
I never thought i would say this, but i think i will miss my study life... again ~ ...

I kinda regretted doing masters the first month i joined, but now this is it ~ ...
classes have ended ~ ... i'm left alone ~ ... its all up to me now ~ ...

There is this life theory that goes “Having a dream doesn't make you smart. Knowing it won't come true, that does."

Given the luck and opportunity, I’m all out to prove it wrong.