Small red ball VS big yellow stick ~ ...

ok ~ ...
so theres the mega sales now ~ ...
and i was doing some "light" shopping the other day~ ...
i was trying out "girls theory" of shopping to simply ram into any shop, take a look, ask for some assistance maybe and then ciao ~ ...
The theory however ~ ...
does not work for guys ~! ...
whenever a guy steps into a shop, its like red alert mode for the workers ~ ...
they will keep following you wherever you go which eventually force u outta the shop ~ ...
so guys somehow gotta go in and tell the the size they want straight away with a bag over their head ~ ...
waist 28, length 39" ~ ... get it done asap, i'll be back ~ ...
thats how i do my shopping anyway ~ ... hehe ~ ...
so i managed to get more "happening" clothes but somehow theres the irony of it considering that i'm quitting lepakking ~ ... is lepakking a profession ~ ... ???

anyway ~ ... as said in my previous posts, i will talk more life theories this time ~ ...
we do know according to elmo's world that in order to know more about a particular thing/item, we gotta talk to it ~ ...

like if you wanna know more about water, you gotta talk to water ~ ...
wanna know more about a banana, you gotta talk to it ~ ...
just like what is shown in the pic ~ ...

so thats my nephew talking to the banana ~ ... coz he ..... wants to know more about it ~ ... yuppp ~ ... but i guess it would not hurt taking a bite whenever the banana isnt looking ~ ...
pronounced BAR-NA-NA ~ ... giving it more kick compared to BER-NA-NA ~ ... rite rite ~ ...

So this is the pic of the banana mocking the existence of the apple ~ ... small red ball vs big yellow stick ~ ... ???

BAR-NA-NA: you do not belong in this world apple ~!

APPLE : noooooooooooooooo ~ ... why are you alwiz picking on me ~ !!!
wo hen ke ai ~ ...


alright ~ ...
so we know if we want to know more about banana, we gotta talk to it ~ ...
so how about life ~ ... ???
who do we talk to about life ~ ... ???
we gotta talk to "life" itself of course ~ ...
so here is me chatting with "life"~ ...
plz note that i'm not chatting with just any "life" ~ ...
i'm chatting with the "ultimate passion of life"

cool ~! ... so "ultimate passion of life" just gave me another life theory ~ ...
drastic things can be done at all ages ~ ... it's a decision you make to change your life path ~! ...
such deep words ~!!! ~ ... you can almost feel tears dropping from your eyes ~ ...

while doing some other random chat, i also discovered that "lagak" is cool ~ ... such as shown below ~ ...

So this is evidence that lagak is cool ~ ... its also a good topic to talk about whenever you run outta things to talk about ~ ...

Just say ur in this hot date and u somehow ran outta topic to chat about, you can easily spark up a conversation with this lagak topic ~ ...

guy : (awkward silence) ~ ... ermmm ... so lagak lah new handbag ~ ...

Hot girl : huh ~! ? what did you say?

guy : .... errrrr ... i say u lagak ...

Hot girl : huh? why ?

guy : coz lagak is cool ~ ...

Hot girl : riteee ~ ... i think i need to go home now, i'm not feeling well ~ ...

guy : lagak sick lah ~ ...


SEE ~! ... good conversation topic huh ~!!! ...
you can never run outta words with the topic lagak ~ ... trust me ~!!! ...

eheh ~ ... so i saw dragon tiger gate movie yesterday ~ ... the movie storyline is sucky but the action part is great ~ ... donnie yen is invincible ~! ... and nicholas tze and the turbo guy are dirt characters ~ ... you'll know what i mean once u see it ~ ...

well, gonna go class later today ~ ...
its a saturday ~! ... and my class is from 2pm till 7pm ~! ...
crap no life ~ ...

till then ~! ...

Bikini Cake ~ ...

alright ~ ...
its blogging time again ~ ...
only this time i'll make it quick and dirty ~ ...
i'll go straight to the point ...
its time for me to throw in the towel as king of lepak, gonna do some casual lepakking from now on and no more hardcore lepakking for quite some time ~ ...

for the past 2 months i've been lepakking too much with my lepak gang till i lost touch to some main priorities in life ~ ... thats all about to change now ~ ...

i know what i have to do whether i like it or not~ ...
well i wont bore you with details as the only one that could help me ... is myself ~ ...

so last saturday 22nd july 2006, 8.30 am ~ ...
i was at the manjalara jogging track ~ ...
jogging as usual for an hour or two ~ ...
we headed home after that and went out again to a few places at 11am, first we went to petaling street to hang around there and after that when we were supposed to go to sungai wang, we got lost ~! ...
and took almost an hour before finding sungai wang ~ ... mannnn ~ ...

and i'm supposed to have classes at 2pm ~! ... not good not good ~ ...

as a result, i reached class late by an hour which somehow seems ok as they were having lab session teaching us how to use frontpage ~!!! ...

after class which ended at 7pm ~ ...
i rushed all the way back with my AE86 to pick up some friends as we were going to midvalley to see the movie "just my luck" ~ ...
main reason i'm seeing this movie is bcoz its lindsay lohan acting ~! ...

surprisingly there was no jam at all in the area, and parking was relatively easy to find as well ~ ...

headed home after the movie and it was already midnight ~ ... another day gone ~ ...

the next day sunday 23rd july 2006 9am ~ ...
i headed for my weekend class ~ ...
class was from 9.30am till 4.30pm ~ ...
freaking looooonggg ~ !!! ...

So thats me hiding my identity from the camera in class ~ ... while peter parker/spiderman sitting next to me is giving away his ~!!! ...

Thats right, its Tobey Maguire sitting next to me ~!!! ... so looks like i'll be getting free spiderman 3 tickets next year ~!!! ... kewl ~!!! ~ ...

So of course i was excited and had to tell all my friends from kindergarten onwards ~ ... so thats me calling one by one ~ ... if you did not receive my call means ur not in the list ~ ... eheh


Here is me and shelly posing trying to hide our identity ~ ... i mean cmon, superman can hide his with a mere specs right ~ ... theres another person next to shelly actually, but shes too shy to show her face in my blog ~ ... :p


So thats shelly teaching me and spiderman how to play the dating game in her new sony ericsson hp ~ ... its a dating game~!!! ... cool ...
i think i kinda got a hang of the game later on ~ ... you just need to flirt non stop ~! ... flirt flirt flirt ~!!! ...
and bcoz i was playing her character which is a girl, i had to flirt with guys in the game O_o"
i think the whole class was staring at me when i shouted "why he dont wanna go out with me~!!!"

Later on, shelly was trying to see if my hp was any fun ~ ... i think she soon found out that my hp is super boring... no camera ~ ... only 2 games, and nothing else ~ ... :p we did test try some voice recording though ~ ... eheh ~ ...

I guess this is the best time to promote her blog as well ~ ... visit
http://shellylai.blogspot.com/
actually she was the one who encouraged me to blog last time ~ ... eheh

I just realized something while i was reading her blog ~ ... if you refer to the last paragraph dated

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Fighting Against Time...

in her blog, you'll notice a life theory "you are not alone" that i told her last time ~ ...
well, in anything that we do, and no matter where we are or where we used to be, countless of ppl have faced it already or are currently facing it~ ...
feeling insecured isnt an option and it will never be one ~ ...
in whatever we do, we are never alone ~ ... we just have to try our best ...
the main thing in whatever we do is to have no regrets ~ ...
well, thats how i motivate myself usually ~ ... eheh ~ ...

alright lets go back to my sunday class ~ ... its from 9.30am -4.30pm so naturally lotsa things happenned ~ ... like i got this bikini cake from my group members ~ ...
note: all screen shots taken from http://www.icakeshop.com/en/

the main menu where they chose "adults only" cakes ~ ...

Next, they chose "bikini cake" just for me ~ ... how sweet ~! ...

So they ordered 8 lbs of it ~ ... its a grand party ~!!! ... with the message on the cake "dear justin" ... aint that cool ~ ... ??? but why only 6 candles ??? ... dunno them leh ~ ...

The last screen where they confirmed everything ~ ... cool ~!!! ... i got bikini cakes ~!!! ...

thats it for the weekend ~ ...
well, no more hardcore lepakking for me ~ ...
i'm gonna focus on other things in life at the moment ~ ...
been neglecting them for the past 2 months ~ ...
till then ~ ! ...

Fan Fiction ~ ...

Alright~ ...
i'm kinda lazy to blog about my lepakking life for this week, and maybe next week, and the week after next ~ ... maybe its fun to blog about weekends lepak activities coz its really whole day lepakking ~ ...

anyway ~ ... here is a fanfiction that i wrote in the late 90's ~ ... when i was still very very innocent ~ ... so i'll just post it here ~ ... this is what i wrote years ago ~ ...

***The title of it is "The Glow" and this is not a racist fanfic ~ ... its not ~!!! ...
any similarity to anyone in real life is purely unintentional ~ ...
serious ~!***

Anyway this is part 1 of it ~ ... theres part 2 ~ ... which i will post at a much later time ~ ...

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WARNING !!!~!~!~! WARNING !!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

This is just a cheap scape warning ……..if u know wat I mean……….that is………..

Ok…now letz get to the point …………this story or u could say fanfic is gonna rock if u see it a different way than any other of us…….again if u know wat I mean ………. . this fanfic contains serious information bout stuff ……………it contains hard core violence and maybe some romantic scenes .

So therefore it is not suitable for any 1 under the age of 18 ……………….

This is the real thing….the real story that u alwiz wanna dream bout but alwiz get kaputed before ur dream come true ……. Well this is it guys….. dun get scared now……

Ok………..introducing zulander if u dunno him yet……… well…he is the bots master ….the 1 and onli great guy that can handle bots well ………. Well let the story begin shall we. ………….,,…

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Help !@!@! …. Help ~!~@!!@~ …………… some 1 help me …………, a young girl shouted as she was being chased down the street by a gangster team who call themselves the skullz ….,…..

Heheeheee ……there is no way u could escape now …., said 1 of the skullz member…………….

Thank fully I was there at that time…,……without wasting a single second I jump in their lane to stop the skullz from wat they were doing……….. ..

Hey..u pervert guys better stop that fast or else. …..i said with anger …………

Oh yeah??? ……wat r u gonna do to us?……………., they replied……..by the way..who r ya??????

The name ZULANDER………..heard it?……well…..that’s me………….and if u guys come back for more trouble u shall all pay for it …………….

Hahhahahhahahhahah …..attack!@!@~!~ ……….., shouted the skullz members………

This is shit man.,…, I murmured to myself as I quickly grabbed my base ball bet which I alwiz put behind my back…………as a defensive weapon against my enemies…………….

I hit 1 of them with the bet and he flew 10 meters away……..then I hit another goon …….he too flew 10 meters away………….. but unfortunately I was outnumbered by them ….they all began to grab me ….

So I tried my super fireball and dragon punch on them……..POW~! they went berzerk …… killing all of them like cave rats …………..and also some of them like cockroaches ……………

Die sicker die….u do not belong here……………………..

I was angry alright but not angry enough to finish them off………. So I let 1 of them go……..and I told him to tell his boss DEVENDRA to stop his pervert activities………………or else!!!

DEVENDRA or also known as DAVE to them ….is a master of pervert activities…………… he onli does wat he thinks is right for himself and to onli satisfiy his needs ……….

Perhaps 1 day we shall meet face to face,…….and that will be the time that I will finish him off. …

As all of the skullz members there were taken care ………I began to look at the wounded girl ………..

And pick her up and hold her tightly to comfort her and also to calm her down ……. …….i soon found out that her name is Rinoa …… she was so scared..so I took her home to my BASE ………

After all….i am the bots master …………

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listen up boyz……we have a job to do……….listen……we have to kill DAVE or midnight as his nick…

he is the ultimate scumbag of the universe that must be swept clean for the better living for all of us…….

And even for the rats that he turns them into mutants as his army …..

….ok….so letz get moving guys………….

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i'm ziv zulander

zz for short ………..

u know I fight the courts…

i'm the bots master……

listen up u all ………..

u r they boyz brigate ….

When its laser time……

Put on ur 3d shades><>><><><>……………

Zulander : die dave……….u shall die with no honor at all……..

Dave : hahaahah… u think u can defeat me?>???/

The ultimate pervert guy in history????????

Even RAZI cant defeat me …………………….i'm the best of the best pervert guy……..

Zulander : then take this u bas####

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I charged at dave with a katana ……….he was defenseless against it……………….,.,.,he only had a dammm pistol which I think could not possibly hurt me………….so I jump next to him ….and he was shocked that I was sooo powerful…………. I gave him a few slices …,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,but he evaded my sharp edge katana …………………dave began to order all his guards to protect him ………..but his guards were easily taken care off by my bots……………….

Dave grabbed a baseball bet and gunblade……….trying to use both together at once…/…….

But seeing that he is not strong enough to even carry the gunblade up…I realized that this will be a cheap scape fight…………. …..so I kept my katana and wanted to fight hand to hand with him………….

Dave said no way pal…….and he really wanted to fight me using his gunblade………

RING RING !!!! RING RING!!! ……..my alarm went …………………shit><><>,,,……I have a date………………I cant be late for my first time……………as I was going with this beautiful girl I met who happens to be same university as me……. ……

Without wasting any time……….i dashed towards dave …just like the tamiya car……..or the cartoon….dash yankuro……………………..but before I could even touch him………………….dave fainted ….and shit in his pants………..><><…..as I didn’t know wat to do with his pervert body so I just gave him a few punches and kicks to release my tension before I go out for my date………………

After that …I grab my CELCOM fon………..and phoned Alucard and Mayhammer…….

“guys…..i need ya help……….come to skullz base now………and help me finish dave off…………..

he stinks like shit………” I ordered them……………

“ shit ………zulander…….i cant help u man…….not right now…….i'm screwing someone………..she is really up set and I need to take this opportunity “ answered alucard trying to give me a hint that he is doing something………….

“I got an idea>><><>…..zulander…..why don’t u just use ur flame thrower on dave……………that way u can get rid of him as well as the smell…………………” said mayhammer …….

“alright guys…….that’s wat ill just do……………..c yah” ….i answered immeadiatly

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as I wanted to get out of the place ….so I just used my flame thrower on dave…………..well he became black……..as coal………………and he was kinda bake alive………………><><><>><><><><><><><><

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a few days later …….after I have returnned from my date ……….i began to check my mail…….

And I was surprised to hear that dave is still alive…………now even blacker than normal………..

..i was again shocked by the news. ………after I heard that he is now super black that we cant see him at night …….so I decided to call up my gang ….to finish this un finish business ………..i called alucard and then mayhammer……………after waiting for about 30 minutes I completed wearing my power armor …….and alucard with mayhammer were here …….they were armed to the teeth as well …..

as we were all ready to go now……….so we jumped into my turbo super cannon folder batman mobile car

it was the cheapest car I had………….coz I dunn wanna scratch my new car for some jerk like dave ….

And so we headed towards the skullz base again……..

<><><><><>ONCE MORE INTO THE BREECH ><><><><>

not long after that………….say bout half a week later ………we reached our destination

as we were tired at that time…so we all took our tent and camp right in front of dave”s base….

We didn’t want to atttack him during the night coz we cant see him remember………he was too black…..

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as we couldn’t see dave at all during the night………..it was the opposite during the day………….

We could see him even from a 100000000 kilometer spot …………he was just this black thing now that everyone wants to get rid of……………………

So we just walk in his heavy armed defense while destroying it at the same time…….. …

No wonder he didn’t attack us first…………….he was buzy building his tesla coil and a few dozen of bunkers……………………..the place was heavily filled with photon cannons…………….bunkers……tesla … turret …..sunken colony and all sorts of defenses ………

…….it so happens that all of us have a date on that very same day…so we cant afford to waste time….

We just walk through his defenses ……………….

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as we were all aimlessly firing everywhere………..we were also critically hit for 0 damage point …

causing us to have bruises ….feel the pain ………………..after half an hour of non stop firing action….

We were surprise when we looked around us………..all of his defenses were wiped out totally………

And we didn’t even have a chance heal our wound ..(we were not hurt at all ) ……….

Perhaps we were the CHOSEN ONE >>>>>>>>>

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die dave……u do not belong here,………..now die.,,………..die die die die die die die die die die die die d

die die die die die ……./…………we all shouted……….

Alucard ran towards him and gave him a fireball…………dave was knock uncounscious .. so we waited until he woke up...then we fights again.……mayhammer dash towards him and gave him a hammoic blow…. …dave was knock out ………so again we waited until he woke up……………the finally I used the GUNBLADE which I stole from him earlier ……………dave was critically hit for 4444444444444 (die die die die die)damage…..and died instantly on the spot ……………we were sad …….so we used phoenix down on him to revive him…………………after that we chucked him in the police station nearby and he was put in prison for the rest of his life…………………….

We were all happy …………….as the massive kiddnapping ….and the pervertness in our country will finally end…………(except for alucard who will do something ) ….

I was just happy that everything will be fine again………………….perhaps………

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Road Trip 2006 ~ ...

alright ~ ...
so i have been lepakking everyday~ ...
on monday till thursday 10th till 13th july was just the normal "kuchi bread" lepak like some minor shopping, some banana thingie which i will talk at a later post when i have nothing else to talk about ... i mean what can go wrong talking about a banana right~ ... ?
btw "kuchi bread" kinda means "laupe" ~ ... or "no power" ~ ... ? hehe ~ ... i invented the word myself ~ ...

anyway, lets skip to friday 14th july 2006.
we lepakked from 9am till 12 midnight ~ ... we had this little road trip going to nanyang, oriental daily, kwong wah yit poh, and ntv 7 cozzzz bug had to send them some invitation thingie so we kinda tagged along ~ ... its a road trip ~ ... its written fun all over right?










So thats kinda our road trip map ~ ... kewl~... !
With the map, we somehow felt safer eventhough we were travelling in circles ~ ... do'oh ~ ...


SO we went using bug's savvy which is cool ...
thats me trying to open the door with a ... savvy key of course ~ ...
The only problem is that the key would not fit ~ ... arrrr ...
must use brood force ~ ... argh ~! ... perhaps its the wrong key afterall... eheh ~ ...





A burger seems to be a nice decoration. Every car owner should get one ~ ...







A road trip isnt complete without snacks right? ... so ours was cheese biscuits ~ ... mmmmmmmmm ... cheese~ ... :p








Kwong Wah Yit Poh Press ~ ...
its in some hard to find place ~ ... but we managed to find it the first try ~ ... cool ! ...






So thats bug with her giant paws ~ ...
giving me high five ~ ... ehhe ~ ... well its either high five or shes telling me to get outta her face ~ ... ^_^"






Thats nan yang ~ ... relatively easy to find ...
our road trip still on track ~ ...







our major problem was finding ntv7 ~ ... the map isnt very helpful and its far far away in some isolated place ~ ... its some hard nut to crack ~ ... :p


SO spiky hair guy had to ask for directions for us ~ ...







Spiky hair guy: dude where is the love~ ...
"Send us some guidance from above
‘Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love"

Guard : i have no love for u man ~ ...
"Selfishness got us followin' our own direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria"


In the end we managed to find the place ...
shown in the pic is the add of ntv7 ~ ...
because of this, our lunch was delayed till 4pm ~!







This pissed off spiky hair guy with 2 words on his mind.
one is a "nail" two is a "you" ~ ... wait wait ~ ... subtitute the "nail" with a "screw" ~ ...






so we had lunch in the curve later on ~ ... we ate kenny rogers. Lepak-ed for a while and then we headed to TPM coz my it was the first day of my class ~!!! ... damm, no more hardcore lepak ~ ... studies starting ~!


Bad traffic jam all the way there ~!!! ...
damm, and i was kinda sakit tenat during the whole trip actually ~ ... so during the jam i took some pics here and there ~ ... to kinda ease my pain with some dosage of crap ~ ...






like we saw Mr cool here being hot about keeping us cool ~ ... why hot you ask??? see next pic ~ ...






why hair no stand? ... hair no stand coz weather hot ... if weather cold then hair stand loh~ ...
thats not my hand btw ~ ... :p belongs to spiky hair guy ~ ... hehe






Next victim will be this kodomo lion ~ ...
screaming help~ help~, i'm suffocating ... plz help ~ ... helpppppppp~ ... maybe u should try repeating it with a more girlish voice ~ ...
that should do the trick ~ ... :p




well, we reached my college almost 8pm ~ ... so i collected my notes and headed for class while my lepak friends were hanging around tpm doing some off-course test driving~ ...

being the first day of class, nothing much is being done ~ ... so i kinda ciao around 8.25pm ~ ... and began lepakking again ~ ... cool ~!!! ...

so i drove bug's savvy all the way to damansara perdana where we had our japanese dinner ~ ... super cool ~! ...

we headed home after that, almost 12 midnight ~! ...

the next day, saturday 15th july, 2006 8.30am, we went hiking in taman tun ~ ...
same lepak gang went and i was really super tired liao ...
half dead walking like a zombie~ ... but then again ~ ... needed to gain some stamina ~ ...
after hiking we went to burger king for our breakfast ~ ...
not bad breakfast set they have, almost similar to McD's breakfast in a way ~ ...
but i find it kinda oily ~ ...

after breakfast, we headed home, got ready, put some makeup on and headed out again to 1U ~!
we were gonna see pirates of the caribbean 2 ~!!! ...

so our movie started at 2.45pm and its a 2 and a half hour long movie ~ ...
well, the movie was ok ~ ... lenghty at certain sections, but other than that, its also a must see movie ~ ... expect lotsa actions and adventures in it ~ ...

after movie we had vietnamese dinner ~ ... not much money left in our pockets so we kinda ordered the cheapest set available ~ ... still its almost rm20 per person ~ ...
i actually have the receipt with me but i'm lazy to scan it ~ ... so screw it ~ ... hehe

it was 8pm when we headed to bukit jalil to see the lantern festival ~ ...
kinda lazy to post up all my pics ... so refer this link to get a real good view about it ~ ...

http://joanchew_1911.blogspot.com/2006/06/asia-lantern-carnival-2006-operating.html

pandas ~! ... i mean everybody loves pandas rite rite ~ ... ?
mmmmmmm ~ ... pandas ~ ...







some dragon ~ ... ok, pic a bit blur ~ ... we took it a mile away coz we were lazy to walk nearer to it ~ ...







and when we finally walked nearer, we walked too close to it ~ .. O_o
what do you know ~ ... Dragons are made from plates and cups ~!






I wonder whats the theme of this section ...
Theres a panda sniffing around, a giraffe, and a kangaroo all in the same place ~ ...
maybe they are planning some conspiracy ~ ...
you just cant leave them alone ~ ... :p




Here are some red balls ~ ... just normal red balls ~ ...
After staring at them for a few hours i finally noticed that they are actually made from umbrellas ~!!! ...






and this lantern is about ~ ...
Nike shoes ~ ...
wait a min ~ ... this is not a lantern ~! ...
belongs to bug ~ ... hehe ~ ...






After exploring the whole place ~ ... we headed to burger king at the curve area ~ ... such as shown in the pic ~ ...

Bargar Kingu ~ ...
which means burger king in japanese i think ~ ...







after that, we headed home ~ ... and it was 12 midnight ~ ...
insane, 2 days hardcore lepak in a row ~ ... but it was very fun though ~ ...

so today 16th july, 2006, sunday, i'm feeling super duper tired and super lazy to hang out eventhough i have other friends who are willing to lepak in the curve for some exhibition thingie ~ ...

crap ~!!! ...
real classes starting this friday onwards ~ ... giving me pressure in balancing my lepak activities with studies ~ ...

till then ~! ...

Exploring darkness ~ ...

Alright, so its time for a major update ~ ...
was kinda bz for the past few days due to ... lepakking ~ ...

so for wednesday's dance class, i managed to learn new salsa moves consisting more twists and turns enough to make a fruit puree. Theoretically speaking i've learned ballroom dancing ~! ...
Whether good enough to lead a girl into the main ballroom remains an uncertainty nevertheless ~ ...

That night i saw the France vs Portugal match ~ ...
and france actually won !!! which means my reverse psychology actually worked ~!!! ...
However, I find that guys tend to support France but girls are more for Portugal ~ ... hmm ~ ...

The next day, Thursday 6th july 2006, i went lepakking with my ex colleagues ~ ...
hanging out in a mamak ~ ... talking about stuff here and there ~ ...

you know, u'll actually miss ur job ~ ... i mean, it was crappy at that time but at times u'll kinda miss it a little ~ ... I experienced a lot and i do mean a lot of shitty situations and cases back then ~ ...

The main thing however was that i collected my insurance cert from my branch that day ~ ... I sat for the exam mid of last year while i was still working which means i can be an insurance agent now~ !!!
























So if u see me calling you out of the blue, u better just hang up. I might be pestering u all to buy insurance~! muahaaha <- evil laughter

Friday the 7th July 2006, i was in McD in the morning alone ~ ... yeah alone ~! ... dun ask me why ~ ... hmm ... come to think of it ... wait wait i can answer that ~ ... being the king of lepak sometimes we do need some privacy time as well ~ ... rite rite ~ ...
sipping into my hot coffee with my medium fries~ ... ???

You know memories are like chest boxes just waiting to be opened. It just needs to be triggered by a special event key~ ... seriously, things that you did long ago had long been forgotten until we happenned to do the exact same thing but perhaps at a different location. This will then trigger the hidden lost memories in us ~ ... Memories are powerful elements that can stun us right on our track~!

I wont go into details as to giving real life examples but this leads us to another life quote that i stumbled across which says "Special joys will always last in loving memories of the past"

Forget about friday, Saturday 8th July 2006 i lepak-ed for 14 and half hours straight~!!!... enough to render other hardcore lepakkers speechless ~ ... from 8.30am till 11pm i reached home...

Thats almost 15 hours man ~! ... and it could had been longer if our last hiking plan was not ditched. We went jogging in Taman Tun park at around 9++am after fetching everyone. The park is super big, a nice big lake and it has a bridge over the man made waterfall.

Did not bring my camera though for this uncharted territory as it was the first time for us. Second for me actually but that was years ago. Done jogging, we went to McD sri damansara for breakfast and we were talking about ... hmm ... cant seem to remember what we were talking about but we were there until 1.30pm ...

We then headed home to get rejuvenated and headed back out again right after we had our shower. After fetching everyone again with my AE86 we headed to 1U the new wing. WE explored the neway karaoke again just to see how was the progress of the construction. It was completed ~! ... cool ~! ...

At that point of time, we had to make a split second decision, an impromptu one, a spontaneous reaction as to sing or not to sing. The time slot was supposed to be from 1pm till 7pm (6 hours!) but it was already 4pm which means we only have 3 more hours to go and its RM 22 per person.

In the end, we succumbed to our desire to rap about our life and we headed into the newly opened neway@1U. The place is brand new and not officially opened yet ~! ... we were one of the first customers :p cool ~!!! ...
So thats me and puppyslayer singing about our life and where is the love in the world ~ ... THe world needs love dammit ~ ...
"That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive til love is found"




Done singing, It was 7pm already~! ... so naturally our next plan was to go shopping ~! ... (insert cold sweat :p)

SO we were bodyguards for bug while she was shopping... giving her an added security by securing the area. In our watch... everyone is a suspect, guilty as charged until proven otherwise ~ ... hehe ...





For dinner, we headed to chatterbox and surprisingly the food there is not bad~ ... chinese food with dishes we ordered. Shown below is our receipt ~ ... ok ... i have no life displaying receipts~ ... but then again ~ ... who cares ~ ... :p Table number 13~!
























after dinner ... and a little more shopping which involves some arguments about a baseball bat or a hockey stick, we were suppposed to go on with our final lepak phase which was to go hiking in pure darkness. Everything was set to go except that we needed to recruit more guys to ensure the safety of the trip ~! ... Theres only 3 guys and we cant do shit even if hordes of monkeys come pouring into the hiking pathway ~ ...

We however, failed to establish that ~ ... and the plan was scrapped ~ ... so our lepak ended at 11pm when i reached home ~ ... tiring but fun outing ~ ... lepakking for almost 15 hours ~!!! ...
the last time i lepak-ed this long was few years back with my other hardcore lepak gang~ ... that lepak gang was long disbanded due to unforeseen circumstances :p
because of this failed hiking trip, i missed the opportunity to go to the lantern festival with another lepak gang ~ ...

So that night was Germany vs portugal ~ ... and as expected again ~ ... germany won ~! cool ~!!! ... i cant help but feel C.Ronaldo to be toooo cocky ~ ...
before i start getting hate mails from u all let me say thats just IMO kkk ~ ... unless everyone else thinks the same ~ ... then it will be IOO... eheh

Sunday 9th july, 2006 ... 12.30pm ~ ... my family celebrated my bro-in-law bday ~! ... cool ~! ... even with my bz lepak schedule i still spend time with my family ~! ... isnt that cool? ... what more can we ask for ~ ...

so we went to this super dim sum restaurant in KL town ~ ... nearby KLCC and around Zouk ~ ... Table number 20 ~!
























The food was ok, not bad ~ ... but i just cant seem to stomach dim sum for lunch ~ ... :p

after that, we headed home and i kinda like "terlantar" on the sofa for 1 hour till i got another lepak message to lepak at 5pm ~ ... double cool ~! ...

so at 5pm we headed to the curve after gathering some troops ~ ...
we ate in this restaurant vivo ~ ...
some sort italian fusion food ~ ... the bad thing about this place is its self service ~ ... not that we are lazy or anything ~ ... no were are not lazy ~!!! ...
its just that their perfectly thought concept of code number ordering system was badly implemented. They messed up 2 orders ... chicken for lamb and some drink for coke ~ ...
so it was kinda bad first impression ~ ... the food there was so so ~ ... and average at best ~ ... Table number 1~!



























We managed to recruit 6 guys that day for the hiking in darkness plan ~... scary but in a way cool ~ ...








Some of the guys here armed with nothing more than a single rusted torch light ~ ...







So we explored the darkness that night which was cool ~ ... but it wasnt that dark actually as the moon light shone brightly as ever ~ ...

Next stop, a McD checkpoint in kota damansara ~ ... first time in this McD as well ~ ...


SO thats me staring into blank space ~ ...
no, i'm not checking out the counter girl ~ ...
noooooooo ~ ... :p






well, that kinda ends it ~ ... reached home around 11.35pm ~ ... kinda whole day lepak~ ... its not the end ~! ...

at night i saw the France vs italy match ~ ...
was hoping for france to win but then again ... they messed up ~ ... !

Feeling super tired right now ~ ...
my class starts this 14th july ~!!! ...
this friday ~ ... !!!

by then, most probably i will be talking about my boring life and more life theories ~ ...

till then ~ ...

Sea Monster ~ ... !

Monday 3rd July 2006, 11am ...
Its July already ~!!! ??? thats freaking fast man ~ ...
anyway i was in Nikon HQ today for a job interview ~ ...
nah just kidding ... was there to collect back my camera which was successfully being repaired by them ~ ... so now i could snap random shots in my house ...
for instance this banana:

This is pisang tanduk from my aunts farm in shah alam. With comparison to my hp and the regular banana ~ ...

So my secret for constant energy has been revealed ~! ... Having one of these per day requires a huge amount of determination ~ ... :p




So for tuesday 4th July 2006, 9am we went jogging again ... only this time i brought my camera along ... and managed to snap some pics ~ ... so at last i could prove my sanity that i'm not jogging in some make believe park every weekday ~ ... so this is the manjalara park that we normally go on weekdays ... as for weekends we would go to parks that are 4-5 times bigger than this such as taman tun park or taman tasik perdana ~ ...



the waterfall section ~ ....








some scenery of the whole lake ~ ...








This is the meditation rock ... seriously, you can see some people meditating on it once in a while ~ ...







Entrance B ~ ... well, its just another entrance to the park ...








The curvy path to the top of the hill ~ ... so whats so special ? ... errr ... people like curves rite rite ~ ...







some good romantic dating spot ?
















This is the guardian dog in the park ~ ... You can see this dog in the park everyday ~ ... i've been there like 100 times and its there 100 times ~ ... and it has nice fur as well... feeding on the fish perhaps ~ ... ???



A jetty like structure that u can lean over to see if theres any sea monsters in the lake ~ ...







As you can see, one of the metal bars is gone ~ ... Early speculations suggests that somebody was doing some push ups on it until it gave way ~ ... o-O














The poor person inevitably fell into the lake with piranhas and mutant turtles jumping for joy ~ ...


Relax, its all just rumours ... So this would be the makeshift helipad to bring that poor person to safety ~ ... hehe ~ ...







Shown here is a pic of a sea monster that i managed to snap ~ ... no its not a rock ~ ... its a sea monster ...
quote me ... SeA MoNsTeR ... sEa mOnStER ~ ...





So that ends our jogging session again~ ... we headed for our western breakfast with my friend's BMW ~ ... well, it does look like a BMW from the inside right>??? ...
and yeah, it was snowing all the way there ~ ...
we have picture evidence here ~! ... kkk, snow car wash~ ... ?




Later that night once we rounded up more reinforcements, we headed to De' Foodland ~ ... well, its a place well known for crabs ... with 40++ recipes ~ ... We, however did not order any crabs ... just some other dishes as we were all kinda broke ~ ... eheh ~ ...

So thats it for tuesday ... and yeah i just received a comment from a representative of Flamin J, the restaurant that i was talking about in my previous post regarding their 2 feet long sandwich~ ... i mean how did they find my blog anyway? Its good to know that theres some random readers in my blog. All this while, i thought i was practically talking to myself here :p

























SO i saw the whole Germany vs Italy match at home as it wasnt safe to go out especially at 3am with all the cases going around. You know ... being slashed one time, stealing our pizzas, and slashing another time ~ ... its just not safe anymore ~ ...

So Germany lost in the final 2 mins of extra time ~ ... which is so so sad ~ ... looks like each team that i support seems to lose~ ...

Better start using reverse psychology from now on ~ ... go go Portugal ~ ...
you get the picture ... :p

Thats it for today ... will be heading for dance class later ~ ...